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1998 Twiglet Results
1. The Paul Merton 'Best Smile' Twiglet - Winner: Josie Lawrence
| Josie Lawrence |
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26.3 %
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| Paul Merton |
9 votes
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7.6 %
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| Colin Mochrie |
30 votes
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25.4 %
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| John Sessions |
3 votes
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2.6 %
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| Tony Slattery |
19 votes
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16.1 %
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| Ryan Stiles |
26 votes
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22.0 %
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2. The Peter Cook Twiglet for Best Cigarette Use - Winner: Ryan Stiless (Helping Hands - lounge singer)
| Peter Cook (Panel) |
5 votes
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4.3 %
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| Tony Slattery (Jail Scene) |
37 votes
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31.6 %
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| Ryan Stiles (Helping Hands - lounge singer) |
38 votes
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32.5 %
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| Ryan Stiles (Mission Impossible - lookout) |
37 votes
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31.6 %
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3. The Mike McShane Twiglet for Best Kiss - Winner: Mike McShane for "Party Quirks - kissogram"
| Mike McShane and Tony Slattery for "Bits that Went Wrong" |
26 votes
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22.8 %
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| Mike McShane for "Party Quirks - kissogram" |
27 votes
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23.8 %
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| Mike McShane and Brad Sherwood for "Questions Only" |
24 votes
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21.0 %
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| Mike McShane and Steve Steen for "Scenes From A Hat - Kissogram with Bad News" |
11 votes
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9.6 %
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| Rory Bremner and Colin Mochrie for "World's Worst" |
26 votes
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22.8 %
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4. The Greg Proops Twiglet for Best Put Down - Winner: Paul Merton for "No luck then?"
| Clive Anderson for "It's obvious that junk man would just turn it into American TV" |
2 votes
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1.7 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "YOU BIG TALL GOOF! Somebody check his visa! He's here illegally! He told me!" |
22 votes
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18.6 %
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| Greg Proops for "And whenever I say 'Naff Git', that means Clive." |
14 votes
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11.9 %
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| Greg Proops for "It's come as a Greg Proops joke party. Ocelot! Ocelot! God you're bald Clive!" |
9 votes
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7.6 %
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| Greg Proops for "Get your bald English candy ass back in the house!... I got my opinion is what I got!" |
6 votes
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5.1 %
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| Greg Proops for "Maybe you're confusing this with your other show where you just talk talk talk and never let anybody else!" |
14 votes
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11.9 %
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| Paul Merton for "Is that your head or is your neck blowing bubbles?" |
16 votes
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13.5 %
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| Paul Merton for "No luck then?" (to Josie at a weight-watcher's reunion) |
35 votes
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29.7 %
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5. The Denise Simmons Best Costume Twiglet - Winner: Ryan Stiles for "Neon Love Chicken Shirt"
| Colin Mochrie for "Bird Tie" |
21 votes
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17.6 %
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| Greg Proops for "Cow Vest" |
22 votes
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18.5 %
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| Steve Frost for "Hawaiian Shirt" |
6 votes
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5.1 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Lime Jacket" |
15 votes
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12.6 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Neon Love Chicken Shirt" |
43 votes
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36.1 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Red and Black Plaid Pants" |
12 votes
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10.1 %
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6. The Rebecca Allen Worst Costume Twiglet - Winner: Debi Durst for "Baseball Outfit"
| Debi Durst for "Baseball Outfit" |
46 votes
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40.0 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Bird Tie" |
1 vote
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0.9 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Leather Jacket" |
13 votes
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11.3 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Lime Jacket" |
5 votes
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4.4 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Red and Black Plaid Pants" |
35 votes
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30.4 %
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| Clive Anderson for "Suits (various)" |
15 votes
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13.0 %
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7. The Imaginatively Titled Twiglet for Best Prop Use - Winner: Ryan Stiless/Colin Mochrie for "How many scoops?"
| Chip Esten for "Boy your poodle's well hung!" (mop end) |
15 votes
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12.5 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Hey giant, stop peeing on the Alps!" (yellow triangle) |
21 votes
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17.5 %
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| Mike McShane for "Hello, welcome to Clive's dream!" (hose) |
16 votes
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13.3 %
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| Niall Ashdown for "Lobster Man is here!" (pacmen) |
6 votes
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5.0 %
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| Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie for "How many scoops?" "Five hundred!" (large cone) |
31 votes
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25.8 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Your elephant's got a temperature of 102..." (crayon) |
26 votes
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21.7 %
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| Stephen Fry for "Saliva" (bubblewrap) |
5 votes
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4.2 %
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8. The Ryan Stiles Twiglet for Worst Thing Consumed in Hands Through - Winner: The Dog Food
| The Aftershave |
28 votes
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23.3 %
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| The Bree |
10 votes
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8.3 %
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| The Dog Food |
59 votes
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49.2 %
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| The Ketchup |
8 votes
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6.7 %
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| The Peanut Colada |
15 votes
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12.5 %
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9. The World Crisis Monitor Twiglet for Best Superhero - Winner: Ryan Stiless for "Leg Humping Man"
| Colin Mochrie for "Bimbo Woman" |
8 votes
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6.7 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Captain Hallucination" |
12 votes
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10.0 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Continuous Unfunny Pun Man" |
20 votes
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16.7 %
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| Steve Frost for "Laughing Nymphomaniac Woman" |
8 votes
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6.7 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Leg Humping Man" |
28 votes
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23.2 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Mispronunciation Boy" |
21 votes
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17.5 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Rhyming Couplet Kid" |
23 votes
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19.2 %
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10. The Twiglet Twiglet for Best Party Quirk - Winner: Colin Mochrie for "All Seven Dwarves"
| Colin Mochrie for "All Seven Dwarves" |
33 votes
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27.3 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Animals Crossing the Road" |
5 votes
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4.1 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Attached to the Door by Elastic" |
22 votes
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18.2 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Baby Learning to Walk" |
19 votes
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15.7 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Come to Ride Tony's Camel" |
6 votes
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4.9 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Experiencing Too Much Gravity" |
26 votes
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21.5 %
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| Rory Bremner for "Thinks he's Tony" |
10 votes
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8.3 %
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11. The Colin Mochrie Twiglet for Getting Out of a Song - Winner: Christmas Hoedown (heart attack)
| Any Faintings |
17 votes
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14.2 %
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| The Banking March: "Of pounds, of francs... Instrumental!" |
14 votes
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11.7 %
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| The Being Stood Up Hoedown: "Here I've been waiting! No call! (storms off)" |
15 votes
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12.5 %
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| The Christmas Hoedown: "My cholestorol is high and... (heart attack)" |
31 votes
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25.8 %
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| The Gambling Hoedown: "I'm rich! I don't have to do this! I can do anything I like!" |
16 votes
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13.3 %
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| The Vasectomy Surgeon Hoedown: "I will now sing German in my next verse. Ich lieber... uber trampolinin!" |
27 votes
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22.5 %
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12. The Audience Twiglet for Best "Whose Line" Line - Winner: "Take me, bbig boy, and kiss me like there's no tomorrow!"
| "Does it usually throb like that?" |
24 votes
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20.7 %
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| "Grease me up, I'm getting in!" |
11 votes
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9.5 %
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| "It's time for the royal spanking!" |
7 votes
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6.0 %
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| "Stop tap dancing, you fool!" |
2 votes
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1.7 %
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| "Take me, big boy, and kiss me like there's no tomorrow!" |
30 votes
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25.9 %
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| "You must dance for me while I name some vegetables!" |
24 votes
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20.7 %
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| "You think more of that damn monkey than you do of me!" |
18 votes
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15.5 %
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13. The Deep See Nazi Captain Twiglet for Best Credit Reading - Winner: "As Tony"
| Colin Mochrie for "In As Many Positions As Possible" |
25 votes
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21.2 %
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| Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles for "As Tony" |
35 votes
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29.6 %
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| Greg Proops and Ryan Stiles for "Pitching a Movie Idea to the Boss" |
16 votes
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13.6 %
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| Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie for "Two Guys Waiting for the Bathroom" |
18 votes
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15.3 %
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| Tony Slattery, Steve Steen, Jim Sweeney and Mike McShane for "Two in a Fight, Two Trying to Stop Them" |
11 votes
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9.3 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Soap Opera" |
13 votes
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11.0 %
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14. The Dan Patterson Swooping Twiglet for Worst Credit Reading - Winner: John Sessions for "Any credit reading"
| John Sessions for "Any credit reading" |
44 votes
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39.7 %
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| Rory Bremner for "Any credit reading" |
5 votes
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4.5 %
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| Chip Esten for "Auctioneer" |
10 votes
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9.0 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Most Frustrated/Angry Man in the World" |
6 votes
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5.4 %
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| Greg, Josie, Mike, Paul, Sandi and Tony for "Christmas Carolers" |
10 votes
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9.0 %
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| Peter Cook for "New York Cab Driver" |
21 votes
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18.9 %
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| Ron West for "Prisoner on Death Row" |
15 votes
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13.5 %
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15. The Most Improved Improviser Twiglet - Winner: Colin Mochrie
| Steve Frost |
26 votes
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22.0 %
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| Josie Lawrence |
11 votes
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9.3 %
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| Mike McShane |
3 votes
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2.6 %
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| Colin Mochrie |
50 votes
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42.4 %
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| Brad Sherwood |
28 votes
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23.7 %
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16. The Steve Frost Twiglet for Best Crack-Up - Winner: Greg Proops and Ryan Stiles for "The Dead Bodies Kiss"
| Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles and Tony Slattery for "You've turned into Richard Burton" |
3 votes
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2.5 %
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| Greg Proops and Ryan Stiles for "The Dead Bodies Kiss" |
34 votes
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28.1 %
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| Greg Proops for "Just Put Your Breast There And... Flbbbbb" |
11 votes
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9.1 %
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| Greg Proops for "Tony Splits His Pants" |
24 votes
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19.8 %
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| Rory Bremner for "Is Sperm Your Favourite?" |
9 votes
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7.4 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Rory doing Tony in Party Quirks" |
33 votes
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27.3 %
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| Tony Slattery for "And Then I Kissed A Labrador And Then I...." |
7 votes
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5.8 %
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17. The Compilation Twiglet for Funniest Stuff-Up - Winner: Tony Slatteery for "Party Quirks F*** Off!"
| Clive Anderson for "Fishing Rap" |
4 votes
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3.4 %
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| Clive Anderson for "Old Knob, New Knob" |
6 votes
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5.0 %
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| Josie Lawrence for "Alphabet" |
12 votes
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10.0 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Banking March Instrumental!" |
24 votes
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20.0 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Nightmare Hoedown" |
13 votes
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10.8 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Party Quirks F*** Off!" |
61 votes
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50.8 %
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18. The Untitled Twiglet for Funniest Moment - Winner: Tony Slattery for "Realising Rory is Imitating Him"
| Clive Anderson for "Fishing Rap" |
1 vote
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0.8 %
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| Colin Mochrie for "Dinosaurs" |
31 votes
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26.1 %
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| Ryan Stiles for "Taxidermist" |
4 votes
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3.4 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Eating Dog Food" |
3 votes
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2.5 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Realising Rory is Imitating Him" |
35 votes
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29.4 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Party Quirks F*** Off!" |
17 votes
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14.3 %
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| Tony Slattery for "Splitting His Pants" |
28 votes
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23.5 %
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19. The Authors Twiglet for Funniest Line - Winner: "This courtroom is a Mochrie!"
| "Are you Jewish?" |
1 vote
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0.8 %
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| "Can brothers survive if forced to eat lentils and live in a tent?" |
3 votes
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2.5 %
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| "I'm a doctor!...Well... not a real one!" |
16 votes
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13.2 %
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| "Hey, who invited the chicks?" |
10 votes
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8.3 %
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| "I love the Dutch!" |
4 votes
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3.3 %
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| "It's poultry in motion!" |
15 votes
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12.4 %
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| "Someone's coming in my ear..." |
12 votes
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9.9 %
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| "This courtroom is a Mochrie!" |
37 votes
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30.6 %
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| "Oh, I know, you're doing tai-chi!... No, I'm just a wanker." |
8 votes
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6.6 %
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| "What are you doing with that squeezy bottle?" |
15 votes
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12.4 %
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20. The Tuneless Twiglet for Worst Song - Winner: John Sessions for "Any Song"
| John Sessions for "Any Song" |
45 votes
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38.1 %
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| Josie Lawrence and Mike McShane for "Cat Litter Duet" |
1 vote
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0.9 %
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| Greg, Colin, Ryan and Brad for "Making Cheese Hoedown" |
13 votes
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11.0 %
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| Josie Lawrence for "Any Heavy Metal Song Styles" |
38 votes
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32.2 %
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| Josie Lawrence for "Stapler Irish Jig (song styles)" |
6 votes
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5.1 %
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| Josie Lawrence for "On the M25 (song styles)" |
8 votes
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6.8 %
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| John Sessions for "TV Set Folk Song (song styles)" |
7 votes
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5.9 %
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21. The Bartender's Twiglet for Best Song - Winner: Tony and Mike for "In Love With The Bartender"
| Tony Slattery and Mike McShane for "Angry About His Middle Name (Bartender)" |
15 votes
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12.7 %
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| Tony Slattery and Mike McShane for "Angry About His Clothes (Bartender)" |
5 votes
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4.3 %
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| Tony Slattery and Mike McShane for "In Love With The Bartender" |
24 votes
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20.3 %
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| Ryan Stiles and Mike McShane for "Queen Roy (Bartender)" |
12 votes
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10.2 %
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| Josie Lawrence and Caroline Quentin for "The Beached Whale Duet" |
21 votes
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17.8 %
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| Josie Lawrence and Mike McShane for "The Cat Litter Duet" |
22 votes
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18.6 %
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| John, Paul, Josie and Archie for "The Guard on the Northern Line Opera" |
7 votes
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5.9 %
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| Niall Ashdown for "Love Song to Drew The Stripper" |
11 votes
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9.3 %
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| John Sessions for "TV Set Folk Song" |
1 vote
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0.9 %
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22. The Cutting Room Floor Twiglet for Worst Individual Game - Winner: Any Authors
| Alphabet with Josie and Sandi |
19 votes
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16.2 %
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| Any Authors |
43 votes
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36.8 %
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| American Musical - going to a party, maze, and going gliding |
5 votes
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4.4 %
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| American Musical - puberty, seeing a TV show recorded, a cup of tea |
15 votes
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12.8 %
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| Film Dub - B&W robots (from the pilot) |
6 votes
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5.1 %
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| Hoedown - Space Travel Hoedown |
8 votes
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6.8 %
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| Panel - smoking |
21 votes
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17.9 %
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23. The ROTFL Twiglet for Best Individual Game - Winner: Party Quirkks - Dwarves, cameras, Animals crossing
| Expert Translation - Volvos |
13 votes
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10.7 %
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| Film Trailer - The Creature from Essex |
6 votes
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5.0 %
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| Opera - Guard on the Nothern Line |
5 votes
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4.1 %
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| Party Quirks - All 7 Dwarves, cameras, Animals Crossing the road |
65 votes
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53.7 %
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| Questions Only - front desk of a hotel |
10 votes
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8.3 %
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| Scene To Music - Washing Powder |
3 votes
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2.5 %
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| World's Worst - person to sit next to on a plane |
19 votes
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15.7 %
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24. The Fast Forward Twiglet for Worst Game - Winner: Authors
| Authors |
56 votes
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47.9 %
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| Hoedown |
9 votes
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7.7 %
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| Musical |
7 votes
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6.0 %
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| Panel |
9 votes
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7.7 %
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| Rap |
17 votes
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14.5 %
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| Song Styles |
8 votes
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6.8 %
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| Song Titles |
11 votes
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9.4 %
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25. The Unhappy Twiglet for Worst Contestant - Winner: John Sessions
| Peter Cook |
25 votes
|
21.7 %
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| Archie Hahn |
18 votes
|
15.6 %
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| George McGrath |
11 votes
|
9.7 %
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| John Sessions |
36 votes
|
31.3 %
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| George Wendt |
25 votes
|
21.7 %
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26. The Golden Twiglet for Best Game - Winner: Party Quirks
| Dead Bodies |
11 votes
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9.1 %
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| Film Dub |
2 votes
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1.7 %
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| Hands Through |
11 votes
|
9.1 %
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| Party Quirks |
60 votes
|
49.5 %
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| Whose Line |
15 votes
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12.4 %
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| World's Worst |
22 votes
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18.2 %
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27. The Ultra-Special Platinum Whoser Twiglet for the Best Contestant - Winner: Ryan Stiles!
| Steve Frost |
1 vote
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0.8 %
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| Josie Lawrence |
2 votes
|
1.7 %
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| Paul Merton |
5 votes
|
4.2 %
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| Colin Mochrie |
26 votes
|
21.7 %
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| Greg Proops |
7 votes
|
5.8 %
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| Tony Slattery |
19 votes
|
15.8 %
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| Ryan Stiles |
60 votes
|
50.0 %
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