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Mark's Guide to Whose Line is it Anyway?


Episode Guide

Series Thirteen (2000-01)

(US Series Three)

13.01S / 13.02 / 13.03 / 13.04 / 13.05 / 13.06 / 13.07 / 13.08 / 13.09 / 13.10
13.11 / 13.12 / 13.13 / 13.14 / 13.15 / 13.16 / 13.17 / 13.18 / 13.19H / 13.20H
13.21 / 13.22 / 13.23 / 13.24 / 13.25 / 13.26 / 13.27 / 13.28 / 13.29 / 13.30
13.31 / 13.32 / 13.33 / 13.34 / 13.35 / 13.36 / 13.37 / 13.38S / 13.39 / 13.40
(S = Special, H = Too Hot)


13.01 (Best of Whose Line is it Anyway?)

First Broadcast: October 4, 2000 (Running Time: 60 minutes) - Intro
Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, Chip Esten, Greg Proops (with Kathy Greenwood, Josie Lawrence, Karen Maruyama and Denny Siegel)
Drew introduces the best scenes from the previous series, plus unseen footage and outtakes.
  1. Title Sequence: Hillary and Monica (extended). Brad & Wayne sing, Colin & Ryan act. (12.34)
  2. Scenes From a Hat: Ryan, Chip, Colin, Wayne, Brad - Bad things to say to someone on their deathbed (12.24), celebrity endorsements doomed to fail (12.02), secret double lives of Whose Line cast members (12.34), phrases you can use to describe your truck but not your girlfriend (12.23), unlikely ways to impress women (12.28), rejected Jeopardy categories (12.05), bad parental motivational speeches (12.17)
  3. Whose Line: Davy Crockett (Colin) and Jim Bowie (Ryan) about to make their last stand at the Alamo and Colin is losing his nerve (12.36)
  4. Song Styles: Derek the Diesel Guy. Wayne & Chip (Village People) (12.12)
  5. Bloopers:
    • Props: Ryan & Colin - long grey foam Ls, as handcuffs, prop springs up and hits Colin (12.11)
    • Newsflash: Ryan & Greg anchor, Drew gets Ryan's name wrong (12.10)
    • Whose Line: William Wallace (Colin) and fellow warrior Ryan, Colin spits while doing the accent (12.19)
    • Let's Make A Date: Brad - Dracula, Colin - middle-aged housewife. Brad drools and Colin wipes it off (12.34)
    • Stand, Sit, Lie: Tattoo parlor/camping, Drew reads the wrong description (12.01)
    • Let's Make A Date: Ryan - King Kong, picks up Colin and grabs his behind (12.07)
    • Drew Link: A stagehand collects his mug.
    • World's Worst: thing to say at a major awards ceremony, Drew trips over (12.04)
    • Drew Link: Stagehands carry a bench in front of him.
    • Greatest Hits: Songs of the Wrestler - Colin messes up intro (12.37)
    • African Chant: Chris the Visual Effects designer - Drew calls Africa a country (12.23)
    • Scenes From a Hat: The title of Drew Carey's second book, Greg sends up Africa mistake (12.23)
    • Party Quirks: Chip hosts. Wayne - early movie footage of King Kong vs. Godzilla (feat. Melissa's underwear), Colin - has a personal vendetta against the neighbors downstairs, Ryan - series of crunching football tackles in slow motion (12.12)
    • Hoedown: Cop Shows (Ryan's verse about Melissa, 12.12)
    • Hoedown: Censorship (Ryan sings about Melissa)
    • Hoedown: Traffic (Ryan sings about Melissa)
  6. Things Kept In:
    • Narrate: Burger joint - Ryan & Colin, the kiss (12.22)
    • Weird Newscasters: Colin (co-anchor "Carl Turkeybaster") - has chosen this moment to become a nudist. Anchor Brad tries to cover him whilst weatherman Ryan uses him as a pointer (12.09)
    • Song Styles: Lee the Lunch Lady. Wayne (Strip-o-gram) (12.22)
  7. Shots At Colin:
    • Newsflash: desert nuclear war. Ryan & Greg anchor, Colin reports. Ryan hair joke, "Stick boy" (12.10)
    • Hats: Greg in bald cap (12.23)
    • Narrate: Barbershop - Ryan & Colin (12.35)
    • Newsflash: Whose Line highlights of Colin Mochrie. Ryan & Chip anchor, Colin reports (12.39)
  8. Shots At Drew:
    • Foreign Film Dub: "Bikini Jones" in Swedish. Ryan translating for Drew (12.20)
    • Weird Newscasters: Wayne (sports presenter "Flappy") - Drew's no. 1 teenage fan (12.05)
    • Scenes From a Hat: strange causes to raise money for - Ryan ("Get Drew Carey a third show!") (12.28)
    • Scenes From a Hat: naked photos you wouldn't want to see on the internet - Ryan (12.06)
    • Superheroes: Tight underwear. Wayne - Cowboy Stunt Rider. (12.14)
    • Hoedown: Gambling - Ryan's verse (12.06)
  9. Uncensored Moments:
    • Song Titles: At a beach party (12.39)
    • Scenes From a Hat: what Santa left under Bill Clinton's tree - Brad, Ryan.
    • Props: Ryan & Colin - large blue unicorn horns (12.16)
    • Scenes From a Hat: unwelcome dishes at a church potluck dinner - Colin.
    • Props: Ryan & Colin - brown poles joined by strips (ladder) (12.14)
    • Scenes From a Hat: world's worst way to begin the State of the Union address - Ryan.
    • Props: Ryan & Chip - pink water bottles on string (12.12)
    • Drew Game Link: Wayne sitting at the desk comments on the chair's warmth.
    • Hats: Ryan, Wayne & Colin
    • Props: Ryan - foam hand shape, uses it to give Drew the finger (12.20)
    • Hoedown: Halloween - Ryan (12.22)
    • Three-Headed Broadway Star: "You've Got Sole" from "My Favorite Shoe" - Wayne, Drew & Ryan (12.10)
Credits: Clips to the tune of "Burning Love"


13.02 ("302")

First Broadcast: October 12, 2000 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
  1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Hors Jarodeinon". Kathy (co-anchor "Sarah Bellum") - Colin's nagging overbearing wife, Wayne (sports presenter "Abdullah Oblongata") - the munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz", Ryan (weatherman "Lee Bido") - shows why he is known as Mr. Sexual Harrassment.
  2. Song Styles: Maureen the Editor of Teen Style magazine. Wayne (Sisqo).
  3. Scenes From a Hat: Bad things to do during an earthquake, graffiti found in the White House restroom, rejected names for bras, unfortunate wedding-night confessions, inappropriate compliments to give your mother, what Drew Carey's thinking right now.
  4. What Are You Trying To Say?: Colin is being fitted for a suit by Ryan.
  5. Party Quirks: Kathy hosts. Wayne - island tribal chief and his interpreter, Colin - thinks people's butts are sandwiches, Ryan - drag queen sporting a major attitude.
Winner: Kathy Greenwood.
Game: Irish Drinking Song: Drew Carey - Wayne, Drew, Colin, Ryan. Kathy hosts.
Credits: Kathy as a bad-tempered film star complaining to angry director Colin about her co-stars.


13.03 ("303")

First Broadcast: October 12, 2000 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
  1. Let's Make A Date: Chip questions. Wayne - evil horror movie doll Chucky, Colin - cowardly old bystander in a western, Ryan - relentless bounty hunter rounding up the infamous "bald men gang".
  2. Scene With An Audience Member: Colin & Ryan are two surgeons competing for the attention of an attractive nurse (audience member Giselle).
  3. Sound Effects: Colin & Ryan are two buddy cops relaxing in their squad car just before being called to an incident.
  4. Motown Group: Do The Sewer Worker - Wayne, Chip & Ryan.
Winner: Colin Mochrie.
Game: Three-Headed Broadway Star: "You Are My Butterstick" - Wayne, Drew & Ryan sing to Chrissie. Colin 'hosts'.
Credits: Audience members providing sound effects for Ryan & Colin.


13.04 ("312")

First Broadcast: October 19, 2000 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
  1. Hollywood Director: Chip is a government scientist testing out his new robocop (Ryan), Wayne is a high tech thief who breaks in to steal it. Colin directs. Clueless teenage girls, 70s disco dancers, filled with lust.
  2. Duet: Maria the Hula Instructor. Chip & Wayne (Van Halen).
  3. Narrate: The oval office - Ryan & Colin.
  4. Themed Restaurant: Olympics - Chip & Wayne having a high-powered business lunch served by Ryan & Colin.
  5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Firefighter - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Chip sing.
Winner: Colin Mochrie.
Game: Three-Headed Broadway Star: "Whenever I See Your Teeth" - Wayne, Drew & Ryan sing to Miako. Colin 'hosts'.
Credits: Maria teaching everyone to hula.


13.05 ("305")

First Broadcast: October 19, 2000 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
  1. Weird Newscasters: Greg - anchor "Enormously Gifted". Colin (co-anchor "Biff") - frat boy cruising in a car with his buddies, Wayne (sports presenter) - in a Miss Fitness USA pageant, Ryan (weatherman) - Inca high priest who must sacrifice a virgin.
  2. Sound Effects: Colin & Ryan are two firemen who are sleeping in the station house when the alarm sounds.
  3. Song Styles: Coffee Grinder. Wayne (Rocky Horror Picture Show) with Greg, Colin & Ryan dancing.
  4. Newsflash: women in swimming gear. Ryan & Greg anchor, Colin reports.
  5. Irish Drinking Song: Voted for Ross Perot.
Winner: Wayne Brady.
Game: World's Worst: things to say or do on a romantic date - Greg, Drew, Colin & Ryan. Wayne hosts.
Credits: Everybody as guys desperate for money watching a horse race at the track.


13.06 ("319")

First Broadcast: October 26, 2000 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
  1. Survival Show: Post Office. Greg hosts, Wayne, Colin & Ryan contestants.
  2. Scenes From a Hat: When it's unwise to say "I don't care" to her, people you wish would just shut up, men that women just don't seem to go for, pick up lines of the elderly, things you shouldn't do when confronted by a street gang, things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriend's father, difficult things to sell door-to-door.
  3. Reunion: Drill sergeants - Greg, Colin & Ryan
  4. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Safari - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game: Props: Ryan & Drew - green P shapes, Wayne & Colin - red stool shape with yellow legs. Greg hosts.
Credits: Ryan teaching monster Colin to speak.


13.07 ("306")

First Broadcast: November 2, 2000 - Intro
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
  1. Let's Make A Date: Brad questions. Wayne - the wicked witch of the west and her flying monkey army, Colin - drunk fireman responding to a call, Ryan - goldfish in a bowl of water with a 5-second memory.
  2. Song Styles: Kim the lightbulb saleslady. Wayne & Brad (Jewish Wedding).
  3. Infomercial: Cellulite - Ryan & Colin.
  4. Scenes Cut From A Movie - Psycho, Showgirls, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Caddyshack, Braveheart.
  5. Irish Drinking Song: Slept with an ugly woman.
Winner: Colin Mochrie.
Game: Foreign Film Dub: "Oh hoh" in French. Drew & Wayne act, Ryan & Brad translate, Colin hosts.
Credits: Everybody as the wicked Witch of the West and her flying monkey army.


13.08 ("304")

First Broadcast: November 2, 2000 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Jeff Davis.
Game:
Credits:


13.09 ("320")

First Broadcast: November 9, 2000 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Kathy Greenwood.
Game:
Credits:


13.10 ("313")

First Broadcast: November 16, 2000 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Robin Williams, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Colin Mochrie.
Game:
Credits:


13.11 ("341")

First Broadcast: November 23, 2000 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Ryan Stiles & Wayne Brady.
Game:
Credits:


13.12 ("340")

First Broadcast: November 23, 2000 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: ?.
Game:
Credits:


13.13 ("309")

First Broadcast: November 30, 2000 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Colin Mochrie.
Game:
Credits:


13.14 ("342")

First Broadcast: December 14, 2000 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game:
Credits:


13.15 ("301")

First Broadcast: January 4, 2001 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Wayne Brady.
Game:
Credits:


13.16 ("321")

First Broadcast: January 11, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Jeff Davis.
Game:
Credits:


13.17 ("322")

First Broadcast: January 25, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winners: Everyone.
Game:
Credits:


13.18 ("323")

First Broadcast: February 1, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Kathy Greenwood.
Game:
Credits:


13.19 (Too Hot For 8:00) ("327")

First Broadcast: Febrary 21, 2001 (10 PM) - Intro
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Wayne Brady.
Game:
Credits:
(NB: In repeats the winner and game are swapped with episode 13.31)


13.20 (Too Hot For 8:00) ("326")

First Broadcast: February 21, 2001 (10:30 PM) - Intro
Wayne Brady, Robin Williams, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game:
Winners (repeats): Greg Proops & Colin Mochrie.
Game (repeats):
Credits:


13.21 ("325")

First Broadcast: February 22, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Wayne Brady.
Game:
Credits:


13.22 ("307")

First Broadcast: March 15, 2001 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game:
Credits:


13.23 ("328")

First Broadcast: March 15, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Wayne Brady.
Game:
Credits:


13.24 ("333")

First Broadcast: March 22, 2001 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game:
Credits:


13.25 ("310")

First Broadcast: March 22, 2001 - Intro
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Colin Mochrie.
Game:
Credits:


13.26 ("329")

First Broadcast: March 29, 2001 - Intro
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Wayne Brady.
Game:
Credits:


13.27 ("335")

First Broadcast: April 5, 2001 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game:
Credits:


13.28 ("311")

First Broadcast: April 12, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Kathy Greenwood.
Game:
Credits:


13.29 ("330")

First Broadcast: April 19, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Wayne Brady.
Game:
Credits:


13.30 ("336")

First Broadcast: April 26, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Kathy Greenwood.
Game:
Credits:


13.31 ("334")

First Broadcast: April 27, 2001 - Intro
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Colin Mochrie.
Game:
Credits:
(NB: In repeats the winner and game are swapped with episode 13.19)


13.32 ("332")

First Broadcast: April 27, 2001 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game:
Credits:


13.33 ("331")

First Broadcast: May 3, 2001 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game:
Credits:


13.34 ("338")

First Broadcast: May 4, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winners: Everyone.
Game:
Credits:


13.35 ("343")

First Broadcast: May 4, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winners: Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles.
Game:
Credits:


13.36 ("339")

First Broadcast: May 10, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Kathy Greenwood.
Game:
Credits:


13.37 ("344")

First Broadcast: May 17, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Wayne Brady.
Game:
Credits:


13.38 (100th episode special) ("313")

First Broadcast: May 18, 2001 - Intro
Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
(NB: This was actually the 97th episode to be aired)
Winner: Greg Proops.
Game:
Credits:


13.39 ("308")

First Broadcast: June 14, 2001 - Intro
Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Kathy Greenwood.
Game:
Credits:


13.40 ("407")

First Broadcast: June 21, 2001 - Intro
Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
Winner: Brad Sherwood.
Game:
Credits: